Illegal Immigration and Cows

Being an old cow man I found this on the Internet to be most interesting:

"Cows-Is it me, or does anyone else find it amazing that, when investigating Mad Cow disease, our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate the 12 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them a cow."

Its unreal the paperwork I have to initiate and documentation I keep on my cows while some people can simply wander across the Southern Border and disappear into the wide open spaces of our country never to be seen again. Crazy.

Presidential Hopefuls

After several months of political blathering and noxious political debates I've decided the following about the current crop of presidential hopefuls.

Romney - too smooth
Guiliani - too sneaky
McClain - too old
Thompson - too late
Paul - too far out
Huckabee - too much
Hunter - too little
Tancredo - too narrow
Clinton - too cunning
Obama - too inexperienced
Edwards - too rich
Richards - too New Mexico

What I want to see as the next president is a hard as old boot nails staunch conservative with a conservative vision for the future in keeping with the true American values of our nation's founding fathers. A president that will protect the security, sovereignty, and Constitution of the United States of America. A president that will be a pitbull dog when dealing with the liberal secular progressives that are hell-bent on destroying our nation from within.