I now feel more safe

Its really great to have a president that can actually kill a fly.  It makes me feel so much safer now.  The primary duty of the president as Commander-in-Chief is to keep us safe.  Well, he did just that by killing a fly.  To paraphrase Bernie Goldberg the national news media slobbered all over themselves to report the president had killed a fly.  You would have thought he had killed Osama bin Laden.  The national news media is so in bed with Obama that they should get a motel room.