Kwik Kwips

Life is like a roll of toilet paper.  The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.

The only thing wrong with today's cars is the loose nut behind the wheel.

The best gifts are always tied with heart strings.

Indigestion is the failure of a round stomach to adjust to a square meal.

The most disappointed people are those that get what is coming to them.

Then there's the girl that doesn't have much upstairs, but what a stairway.

A man owes it to himself to be successful, then he owes it to the IRS

A woman is young until she takes more interest in how her shoes fit than her sweater.

Obama happens.