Why Government Must Be Run by Republicans

Why must our government be run by Republicans?

Because, the news media, the Fourth Estate, is so liberal and so in the pockets of the liberal Democrats that they are lapdogs that parrot whatever is the liberal Democrat Party line.  Thus, the citizens get only the bias of the Democrat spin on issues and policies, and never the actual truth of the matter.

Whereas, if the Republican Party is in control of all branches of government the liberal news media would be all over them on every issue, every policy, every dereliction of duty, every scandal and every everything, thus they could never get by with anything.  So, the citizens would know about every tidbit of malfeasance of government committed by the Republicans.  This would keep the Republicans and thus the government in line.  The Republican run government would be paranoid with fear the news media would eviscerate them if they even vaguely attempted to do something unseemly.  Thus, they would be honest and truthful.

I should live so long.