When Pigs Fly

I heard on national television the other day the federals had approved that not only can pet dogs fly on commercial airliners but pet pigs can also fly.  When I heard that I had a sudden thought of how to protect airplanes from Muslim terrorists blowing them up or crashing them into buildings.

Here's my solution to the problem:  Have a small pig standing by at the entrance to each airplane in full view as the passengers board.  When the door is closed secure the pig in its place for takeoff. Once airborne parade the little piggie up and down the aisle a time or two during flight.  Shazam!  No self respecting Muslim would dare send himself to meet Allah with a pig.