Must be a "blonde" day

We all need a good laugh once in a while. I think this is funny:

A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her the paint brushes and everything she would need were in the garage. The man's wife hearing this conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" He replied, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately."

Later, the blonde teenager came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the startled husband asked. "Yes," she replied, "And, I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.

"And by the way," the blonde teenager added, "It's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

:-)