Obama, the Post Turtle
This came to me via the Internet. It is the clearest explanation of what Obama really is.
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle (sounds like me), the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Barack Obama and his bid to be President.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain: "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the dumb-ass get down."
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle (sounds like me), the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Barack Obama and his bid to be President.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain: "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the dumb-ass get down."
posted by Donald G Davidson at 12:23 AM
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