Eeny, meeny, miney moe. Who do I vote fo?

McCain is too often in bed with the Democrats.
Hillary is not often in bed with Bill. He runs amuck.

Romney changes color like a chameleon.
Obama can't change his color.

Huckabee is on the chart with the religious fundamentalists.
Paul is off the chart with the Iraq War.

So. eeny, meeny, miney, moe. Who do I vote fo?

Hi, diddle, diddle!
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon,
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish
Ran away with the spoon.

This makes about as much sense as all the political rhetoric.