Some Grand Ranch Principles of Physics

When a tree near a fence falls it will ALWAYS fall on the fence.

When a cow has a new-born calf you will ALWAYS find them in the most unlikely place.

When the tractor runs out of gas it will ALWAYS be the fartherest from the barn.

When a dog howls at the moon it will ALWAYS be just outside the bedroom window.

When the coyotes get a calf it will ALWAYS be the best one.

When the rooster crows it will ALWAYS be time to get up.

When the barn roof has a hole it will ALWAYS leak when it rains.