Obama - Short Shots

Obama is trying to make himself into another Abraham Lincoln.  Someone should remind him that Lincoln was assassinated.

 

Obama is trying to decide what kind of dog to get.  My wife says for him to get a coon hound.

Obama says businesses shouldn't make a profit.  Someone should tell him the purpose of business is to make a profit.

Obama says government is the solution to the problem.  Someone should tell him government is the problem.

Obama says no one listens to Rush Limbaugh  Someone should tell him 22 million people listen to Rush.

Obama thinks Muslims are peace loving .  Someone should remind him Muslims are the only ones to kill thousands of Americans on American soil.

Obama thinks economic stimulus and pork are the same.  Someone should explain the difference to him.

Obama thinks that if you give money to the poor it will create jobs.  Someone should tell him a poor man has never offered anyone a job.

Obama wants to govern by executive order.  Someone should remind him there are three branches of government.